You know you're from Riverside when...

You know you're from Riverside when...

You may be from Riverside if...

You consider abandoned grain mills and factories as places of worship.
Your car has at least two body panels that are painted in grey primer.
Your house smells like feet and "oregeno."
You consider "F**kin' a!" to be a complete, gramatically correct sentence.
You ever lived within walking distance of at least three adult book stores.
You own more than five bongs.
"Glass pack muffler" is a regular part of your vocabulary.
The most prized item in your wardrobe is a Quiet Riot concert t-shirt.
You know the current market price for "an ounce."
You hear someone talking about "nickels" and "dimes," and you know thay aren't talking about pocket change.
Your barber knows how to maintain a proper mullet.
You don't have a cellular phone, but you have at least three CB radios, one of which is illegally modified for "extras."
All the buttons of your car stereo are set to "97 F**kin' Rock, man!"
You ever spray-painted your significant other's name on a railroad bridge.
You ever spray-painted "Slayer" on a railroad bridge.
You know where "Snakeland" is.
You have never owned a vehicle that was built before 1980.